I attended Earth Day on April 20th, 1995.
I met both Lil’ John and Jaimie Kennedy in the same night.
I do not care for the company of other people.
I have a third nipple.
I’m not a big fan of people who tell you something then end what they told you with “so yeeeeeeaaaaah.”
I miss Patrick Swayze and not in “trying to be funny sense” but because I truly believe he was a genuine and good person.
I have had the shit kicked out of me by the Incredible Hulk.
I’ve played beer pong with an Olympic gymnast.
Sometimes I sit down when I pee and stand up when I shit.
I never went through puberty. I just woke up one day when I was 13 and was hairy and had giant balls.
I have watched every episode of MSNBC’s series “Lock Up”.
I don’t know how to smile.