Joe Knows.
Often mistaken for a professional bodybuilder, and with pythons like that it’s easy to see why, Joseph Bertalmio is actually a professional crap-novelist. Well…technically he’s not a professional because he doesn’t make any real money off of it. But he does profess to be a crap-novelist. So I guess he’s more like a Professor of Crap-Novels. Regardless of semantics, because it’d be a shame if they were to weigh down his biography, Joseph Bertalmio has spun a crap-zombie-novel, a crap-vampire-novel, and most recently a crap-hitchhiking-novel. In his downtime, he enjoys dropping crap-blogs. They’re pretty stinky.
Click these links below to see his books on Amazon (or here for Borders).
(d)EVOLUTION by Joseph Bertalmio
Sal(i)vation by Joseph Bertalmio
My Funeral Friend(s) by Joseph Bertalmio