Oh the humanity. It’s so awful. It’s so very very awful.
I’ll admit, it’s a considerably small percentage of men (and sometimes women) who think this horrendous “hat” is a good idea. I say “hat” with quotes do to an insufficient amount of information on what exactly these hybrid cowboy-fedora’s actually are (cowfebdorya? No, way too hard to say…). A little research turned up no definitive title. So, not only are they hideous head accessories, they are so atrocious that they are “the hat that cannot be named.”
It’s the Lord Voldemort of head accessories.
If it was a cowboy hat, you’d be a cowboy. You’d have chaps, boots, and probably a six shooter.
If it was a fedora, you’d be living in the earliest days of the 20th Century, you may have been a mobster or a Federal Agent In the later part of the first half, you would be Indian Jones. You are none of these.
Please, spread the word. Join me in the use of the simple, yet effective phrase: “Take the hat off.”
This hat is highly unacceptable to wear. Unless, of course, you’re Crocodile Dundee. Then go right ahead.